Wednesday, June 4, 2014


So readers, if you are anything like these bloggers, right now you must feel like:

but remember, we have 

so grab a drink...or 20...and hold on tight for what's going to be a crazy ride.

Dear Henrik,

Remember this guy 
Treat him like the Bell Centre demons...exorcise it.

Love, Elissa

Dear Dan,
If for some odd reason, you get to play in this series, remember this 

and do it again.
Love, Elissa

Dear Rangers,
Don't let this happen again

Love, your entire fanbase

Dear NYR
needs to be you all every shift, every game....because we believe in you too.
love, Siobhan, Elissa and the fanbase

Dear Benny,
Please don't inspire these dear bloggers to say things like this:

because you took a dumb dumb penalty..again..unless you score 2 goals for every dumb penalty and we win the game..then we will think about taking you out of the doghouse...
love, Siobhan and Elissa

Dear Rangers,
Love, Siobhan

Dear Brass,
Lots of this...

Love Siobhan

Dear Hank,
We are going to need you to play like this
like, when everyone thinks all is lost you make that last minute save that lets the party keep going without any tears.
love, Siobhan

Dear Rangers,
This needs to be your attitude about everyone picking the Kings to win
love, Siobhan

Dear Rangers,
Your effort in the first game, cannot resemble this:
love, Siobhan

Dear Rick,
Yeah..and I love it when you score sick, dirty goals..... 

we'll get ya the tickets to If/Then if you SHOW UP LIKE A POWERHOUSE OFFENSIVE MACHINE this series.
love, Siobhan

Dear Rangers defensemen...if you could make the Kings forwards look like the Blues here..
Thanks, Siobhan

But really, we are stoked to be here..we want to vomit...definitely feel like this:

and will be rocking like this all night long:

Thursday, May 29, 2014

Eastern Conference Finals JUST ONE and ITS ONTO BIGGER AND BETTER.....i.e. Dear Rangers please save us the cost of heart medication

So, we've been a little MIA. Mostly because, well, the heart palpitations and blood pressure have been all over the place with this latest series. But here we are, all the Blueshirts need is one get into...*gulp* Stanley Cup Final.. these authors cannot, we are going to focus on what we do best (besides, the law, snark and being awesome)....

Dear Rangers,
Please God do not make Game 6 inspire the following:
Love, Siobhan and the Cardiologist she may need to hire after these games

Dear Drs. Briere and Gallagher,
love, Elissa (and Derek Stepan)

Dear Rangers,
We desperately....desperately need to see this tonight:

love, Siobhan

Dear Rangers,
I would love to see this look all night tonight on this man's face:
love, Siobhan

Dear Prust,
Since your back...
love Rangers nation and god willing the refs in this game

Dear Rangers,
Montreal thinks their swagger is back....they expect you to fumble again..this must be your response:
love, Rangers Nation

Dear Rangers,
The penalties....
please please be careful because as Peter has warned:
play above it all...keep your sticks down, watch out for diving Canadiens and hope the PK doesn't have to play another 40 minute game.
love, Siobhan

...on that note

Dear Benny,
This is our reaction every single time...
so stop.
Love, Elissa

Dear Canadiens (ATTN: Tomas Plekanec),

love, the refs

Dear Rick,
More of this
Less of this
love, Elissa

Dear Rangers,
Remember the team that beat Pittsburgh? Remember the team that handed Montreal their cocky asses the first game...and you had this attitude:

love, Siobhan

Dear Rangers,
We would like this to be us at about 10:30/11pm EST tonight
love, Siobhan, Elissa, and every other fan

Dear Marty,

Always this.

and, as per tradition, this will be your bloggers this evening:

Monday, May 12, 2014

Proud to be a NY F$%KING Ranger. Elimination Day for one Team looms....

Making every shift count. Being there and sticking up for your teammates. Believing in every guy on the bench (and behind it)..gets you this

which makes me..

Speaking of..

Dear Derick and Marty,

 My heart has melted. Love, Elissa

Dear Rangers,
The way you have played the last two games makes me feel like:

Dear Sid, 
It's cute that you think you'll be effective by slashing, cross-checking, and spearing.
Love, Elissa (and Henrik's water bottle)

Dear Sid,
Hit the showers and hoped the extra water helped wash away your tears

Dear Sid,
I hope this depicts all your chances in game 7 perfectly


Dear Marty,

No, sir. THANK YOU. 
love, Ranger Nation

Dear Sid.
Why yes... 

you certainly are that aren't you? don't think you could have whined anymore..or should I say anyMOORE

Thanks Dom you are my hero!  love, Siobhan

Dear Penguins fans,

So you wonder why people don't like Crosby and call him Crybaby .....

Exhibit A

Exhibit B

Cuz if anyone did that to him he'd been sobbing to the refs in a blink of an eye....demanding penalties and reparations....

Peace out,

Dear Rangers,
I am glad this was your motto last night

now make this your motto Wednesday night

love, Siobhan

Dear Rangers..Just remember always:


this may or may not (see, will definitely) be the two of us Tuesday night