Eastern Conference Finals JUST ONE and ITS ONTO BIGGER AND BETTER.....i.e. Dear Rangers please save us the cost of heart medication

So, we've been a little MIA. Mostly because, well, the heart palpitations and blood pressure have been all over the place with this latest series. But here we are, all the Blueshirts need is one win...to get into...*gulp* Stanley Cup Final.. these authors cannot even....so, we are going to focus on what we do best (besides, the law, snark and being awesome)....


Dear Rangers,
Please God do not make Game 6 inspire the following:

Love, Siobhan and the Cardiologist she may need to hire after these games

Dear Drs. Briere and Gallagher,

love, Elissa (and Derek Stepan)


Dear Rangers,
We desperately....desperately need to see this tonight:

love, Siobhan

Dear Rangers,

I would love to see this look all night tonight on this man's face:

love, Siobhan

Dear Prust,

Since your back...

love Rangers nation and god willing the refs in this game

Dear Rangers,

Montreal thinks their swagger is back....they expect you to fumble again..this must be your response:

love, Rangers Nation

Dear Rangers,

The penalties....

please please be careful because as Peter has warned:

play above it all...keep your sticks down, watch out for diving Canadiens and hope the PK doesn't have to play another 40 minute game.

love, Siobhan

...on that note

Dear Benny,
This is our reaction every single time...

so stop.

Love, Elissa

Dear Canadiens (ATTN: Tomas Plekanec),

love, the refs

Dear Rick,

More of this

Less of this

love, Elissa

Dear Rangers,

Remember the team that beat Pittsburgh? Remember the team that handed Montreal their cocky asses the first game...and you had this attitude:

GET BACK TO THAT BEAST MODE

love, Siobhan

Dear Rangers,
We would like this to be us at about 10:30/11pm EST tonight

love, Siobhan, Elissa, and every other fan

Dear Marty,

Always this.

and, as per tradition, this will be your bloggers this evening:

Proud to be a NY F$%KING Ranger. Elimination Day for one Team looms....

Making every shift count. Being there and sticking up for your teammates. Believing in every guy on the bench (and behind it)..gets you this

which makes me..

Speaking of..

Dear Derick and Marty,

 My heart has melted. Love, Elissa

Dear Rangers,

The way you have played the last two games makes me feel like:

Love, 

Elissa

Dear Sid, 

It's cute that you think you'll be effective by slashing, cross-checking, and spearing.

Love, Elissa (and Henrik's water bottle)

Dear Sid,

Hit the showers and hoped the extra water helped wash away your tears

Love, 

Henrik 

Dear Sid,

I hope this depicts all your chances in game 7 perfectly

love,

Siobhan

Dear Marty,

No, sir. THANK YOU. 

love, Ranger Nation

Dear Sid.

Why yes... 

you certainly are that aren't you? don't think you could have whined anymore..or should I say anyMOORE

Thanks Dom you are my hero!  love, Siobhan

Dear Penguins fans,

So you wonder why people don't like Crosby and call him Crybaby .....

Exhibit A

Exhibit B

Cuz if anyone did that to him he'd been sobbing to the refs in a blink of an eye....demanding penalties and reparations....

Peace out,

Siobhan

Dear Rangers,

I am glad this was your motto last night

now make this your motto Wednesday night

love, Siobhan

Dear Rangers..Just remember always:

Also,

this may or may not (see, will definitely) be the two of us Tuesday night

Panic.Panic.Panic.. I mean Eastern Conference Round 2 Game Holy Crap WE NEED A WIN

So, this has been the the collective Ranger's fan base Round 2:

and this is how our star goaltender has felt this playoff series

This is how we all feel about what the hockey gods have done to this series:

so the ultimate...

Dear Rangers,

We need you to have this attitude about being down 3-1 to the flightless birds

because at the end of the day

so to all the haters and people who don't believe in you

to the overinflated Sidney-Crosby-loving media, fans and morons we say

Remember you got to this point of the season for a reason. Believe in yourselves in the men sitting in that locker room with you. Have fun. Play your game. Ignore the pressure, the hype, the doubt, just play.

And Dear Ranger Fans,

love, Siobhan

John Legend's Ode to the Rangers

I've heard John Legend's "All of Me" on the radio pretty much every time I've been in my car for the past couple of weeks.  Not sure what made me write this, but I did.  If any followers can sing and would like to make a video, let me know.

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What would I do without this great game

Drawing me in and breaking my heart

You’ve got my eyes rolling, no scoring, you can’t put one in

What’s going on in that slippery ice

It’s like a tragical, horrible sight

Nash is not scoring, don’t know where Mac is, will you be alright?

Now Sid started scoring

And you’re losing time

You’re failing and I’m losing my mind

‘Cause all of me

Loves all of you

Love all yours goals and celebrations

Not your shooting hesitations

Give your all to this

I’ll give my faith to you

Make it end like the beginning

Please score so you’ll be winning

‘Cause I give you all of me

Please give me all of you, oh

How many times do I have to tell you

You have to shoot the puck and follow it through

Fleury is stopping them all, shoot around the blocker and pads

You’re my downfall, you break my heart

Pierre’s distracting, I’m falling apart

You can start scoring, then pouring, the goals in the net

Now Sid started scoring

And you’re losing time

You’re failing and I’m losing my mind

‘Cause all of me

Loves all of you

Love all yours goals and celebrations

Not your shooting hesitations

Give your all to this

I’ll give my faith to you

Make it end like the beginning

Please score so you’ll be winning

‘Cause I give you all of me

Please give me all of you, oh