#4 Michael “DZ” Del Zotto
Dear Michael,
Your grade for this comment,
is A+ in sarcasm, F for it being the TRUTH and doing nothing about it, love
Hank and the Fans
Dear Michael,
"this is how we do it" usually means that you show up for 60 minutes a night. Or
does this “it” refer to sloppy first periods, lackadaisical second periods and
wake up call third periods?. love, the Fans
Dear Michael,
When you try and pinch or when you try and do one of those “lovely” cross ice
passes which you magically think will be missed by the 4 other opposing team
skaters, well
love, Fans
Dear
Michael, No matter what happens this off season, this will always be us
Love, Brian
Dear
Michael,
Dear
Ladies of NY,
Love, Michael
Dear
Michael, Next year, can you hit the net?
<3 Sam Rosen, who is tired of
saying "Del Zotto shoots wide"
Final Grade:
# 5 Dan "G" Girardi
Dear Dan, I’m sincerely hoping that 75% of your play in
the Bruins series was because you were exhausted and missed your regular D
partner..because if not,
love, Siobhan
Dear Dan, This is
not an excuse for failing to cover your man in the Boston series,
love, the Fans
Dear Dan,
your blue steel impersonation is
scary, love the Media
Dear Dan, thanks
for being one of the only guys to show up on the PP,
Dear Dan, This
was awesome
Dear Dan,
love Cally
Dear
Dan, This is our reaction every time you block a shot
<3 The viewers...and Pierre McGuire
Dear
Dan, I'm ready with the ice packs. Love, Rammer
Dear
Dan, Always more of this
Love, EVERYONE
Dear
Dan, We love it when you do this
Love, Ranger fans everywhere
Dear Dan, we love you
like this,
love Ranger Fans
Dear Dan, to put it simply, we love you, the Fans …
Final Grade:
#6 Anton "Strallsy" Stralman
Dear Anton, could you please explain this v-neck,
love Siobhan & Hank
Dear
Anton, I'm thrilled it was your shoulder that was injured and not your head.
<3 Elissa
Dear
Anton, When you got hurt in the Boston
series, this was us
love NYR Fans & Teammates
Dear Anton,
Last year you had a great playoffs, so I was happy when we re-signed you.
Your regular season was okay, but this years playoffs made me feel like this
Love, Elissa
Dear
Anton, I’m sorry I almost killed you here,
love Cally
Dear Anton, Please bring this evil smile/laugh back
next season in top form,
love NYR Fans
Final Grade:
# 8 Darroll "No Nickname" Powe
Dear
Darroll, it would be nice you didn't spend next season like this.
love, Your Brain
Dear Darroll, When you first got traded and took away Rupp
(a gif. machine) I felt
then
and then you got hurt
so here’s a healthy season, next season, love Siobhan
& NYR Fans
Dear Darroll,
Love,
Brian and Michael
Final Grade:
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