Dear Pierre, STFU and go away. love, America and Torts
Dear Ryan, Didn’t Dion teach you not to pinch in OT? <3 April Reimer
Dear NYR, If I didn’t do my job, I’d get fired. Wake up for Game 2 please. Love, Angry Siobhan
Dear Brad, I've missed you buddy. Where have you been? Love, the Back of the Net
Dear Rangers Defensemen, do you need me? Love, Bubblewrap
Dear Derek, It was nice to see you, where’d you go now? <3 the fans
Dear Dan, Thanks for letting me skate around you. Your Pal, Brad Marchand
Dear Rangers, It hurts when Chara does that. Love always, The Puck.
Dear Anton, I’m sorry for leaving you alone with two sneaky players. Love, Ryan
Dear Hank, I have the perfect song for you, love Celine Dion ("aaallll by myyyyyyselfffff )
Dear Short Norwegian, Yeah, good luck with that. Love, Brad Marchand
Dear Joe Michelitti, I never thought I'd say this, but we miss you and love you, and need you back, love Rangers fans
Dear Johnny, Its not a good idea to pinch when no one is covering for you, Love Sully
Dear Derek D, Welcome to the bench for dumb penalties, love Torts
Dear Taylor, welcome to where stupid plays come to die. Love, the Penalty Box
Letters from Henrik
Dear Rangers, its usually a 60 minute game, but when it goes to overtime that means you play until someone scores. Emphasis on PLAY. love, Hank and NYR fans
Dear Teammates, I know I’m basically perfect, but really…I can’t do it ALL myself. Love, Henrik
Dear Forwards, Can you go bother Tuukka for a few, I need a rest. Love, Henrik
Dear Teammates, They call me the King, that makes you the subjects. Respect your betters and actually help a guy out, will ya? love, Hank
Dear Rangers, why can't I have nice things, like a couple of goals lead? love, Hank and NYR fans
Dear Rangers, why can't I have nice things, like a couple of goals lead? love, Hank and NYR fans
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