Dear Taylor, Thanks for giving us a little bit of hope here:
Love, NYR Fans
Dear Taylor, How did you know what your future held?
PS-Wishful thinking Tom
love, NYR Fans
Dear Taylor,
I'm sorry, what was I saying, I got..umm...distracted, love Siobhan
Dear Taylor, Lets work on having more games where you deserve this next season,
love NYR Fans
Dear Taylor,
love, Biz
Dear Taylor, Whatcha looking for there....some goals?
Because that would have been helpful ya know, anytime this season/playoffs love, Hank
Final Grade:
#15 Derek "Dors on the Rocks*" Dorsett
*We made this nickname up because poor forgotten child doesn't have one with the team.
Yep, that about sums up your career with the Rangers so far.... |
Dear Derek, You took some really dumb penalties in the playoffs, which made us feel
but other than that, you mostly made us feel like,
Here is to hoping a new coach and a new season will make you and us a little more excited that your on the team, love NYR Fans
but other than that, you mostly made us feel like,
Here is to hoping a new coach and a new season will make you and us a little more excited that your on the team, love NYR Fans
Final Grade:
Much like this gif, you didn't give us anything to even complete a sentence or grade for, so that's well a positive for not being a complete negative?
#16 Derick "Brass" Brassard
Dear Derick, Why was it the rest of the season and the Washington series you were playing
and then against the Bruins we were kinda like,
and then against the Bruins we were kinda like,
love, NYR Fans
Final Grade:
Since everyone not named Hank or McD shat the bed in Boston too, we are grading on potential of a full season under a new coach.
#17 John "Moorsey" Moore
Because this is actually how young you look, even now. |
Dear John, Are you the lost member of a boyband?
Dear John, When you were first traded and we lost Gaby we all were kinda
but now that we have seen you play and see the potential we are more
love, NYR Fans
but now that we have seen you play and see the potential we are more
love, NYR Fans
Final Grade:
#18 Marc "Staalsie" Staal
Dear Marc, We may need to wrap you in bubble wrap because every time you get hurt we are
love NYR Fans (& Hank, G and MacTruck)
love NYR Fans (& Hank, G and MacTruck)
Dear Marc, We missed moments like these in the playoffs,
love, NYR Fans & Hank
Dear Marc, Way to ruin the moment, bro,
love Jared, Jordan & Eric
Dear Marc,
Love, NYR Fans, Glen Sather's checkbook, Hank and Danny & MacTruck's tired legs from having to cover your effing shifts
Final Grade:
Just get better, that's all we are focusing on now.
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