#30 Henrik "The King" "Hank" "Theonlyreasonwewingames" "Henke" Lundqivst
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Oh Sorry, Elissa reminds me this is a Report Card and not a droolfest over how amazingly gorgeous and perfect our goaltender is..my bad.
Ahem
Dear Henrik, Next Year, we promise:
Love, Your Teammates
Dear Henrik, You are welcome
love, The Playoff Post
Dear Hank,
Because making ridiculous saves, carrying the team on your shoulders and having every hair in place at all times wasn't enough of a challenge?
love, NYR Fans
Dear Hank, Sometimes when you play I think
love, Siobhan
Dear Hank,
Have your agent
We shall keep you, I mean give you a contract for :
Dear Henrik, I hope you have a good chiropractor because after the past few seasons your back must be hurting.
love, the rest of the team
Dear Henrik, This BETTER be about your new contract
love, Siobhan
Dear Henrik, Even Steven knows what's up:
love, Women NHL Fans, Women in general
love Siobhan & Elissa
Dear Hank, Are you a Disney Prince?
Sorry, um, got distracted again. Grades, they tell me I'm supposed to grade the Royalty of Madison Square Garden and the Kingdom of Sweden.
Ahem
Dear Hank, When certain fan bases say you're overrated I always respond:
love, Reality and Siobhan
Dear Hank, All your comments that hint at you not being a lifelong Rangers induce this:
What I'm trying to say, is dear sweet King, please don't leave us.
love, Siobhan
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