Dear Rangers...2014 Eastern Conference Round One...

Playoffs Round One, a familiar foe for the New York Rangers and so, the geniuses behind this blog thought perhaps a love letter/wish list to our beloved Blueshirts was required, just in case they needed a gentle reminder that it's imperative they come out playing the game we know they can play.

First up, seen on Tumblr, this amazing graphic:

Toward that end, Dear Hockey Gods, If this is supposed to represent our odds...I will take the pissed off lady with a fiery torch over the steroid taking neanderthal every.single.time. Bitches get stuff done..let alone angry, green ones with a lit torch. Go RANGERS! love, Siobhan


Dear Rangers, this about sums up my feelings prior to the puck drop tonight:

Please make sure you are more like this the second puck drops:

Thanks a bunch in advance! Love, Rangers Fans 

Dear Rangers Power Play, Please keep this motto:

when dumb fans scream shoot the puck and somehow you think that's a good idea even though it merely directs said puck "wide" or into the chest of the opposing team.

Thanks,

Siobhan

Dear Hank, Danny, Mac, Marc, Stralsy, Kleiner and D-core,

I'm gonna need you all to inspire this:

whenever the Flyers' skates hit the ice..as in every minute of every period until you defeat their will to win, their hope in victory and their ability to make it to the next round.

Thanks in advance,

Siobhan

Dear AV and Coaching Staff, 

This CANNOT be your response to special teams this series:

Thanks in advance, NYR Fans

Dear Mr. Carcillo and Mr. Dorsett

We are going to dearly need this attitude from you 

 for any idiotic things said or done by the Philthadelphia Flyers towards your teammates.

Thank you,

Siobhan

Dear Marty,

There has been a lot of shit talking that you aren't nearly as much of the goal producing machine you were prior to arriving on the sweet NY soil, toward that end, I ask that you keep playing your game (which has been awesome) and when you do your thing in the playoffs, like you've been known to do, you can look at the haters and go

and know that there have been garden faithful who have loved you even more the moment you demanded a trade to our city and the moment you put that red, white and blue jersey on with pride.

Love, Siobhan and Elissa

Dear Hank,
Please keep this thought of even thinking about having to score a goal on you in each Flyers' head:

love,
Siobhan

Dear Rangers,

We are hoping for a TON of this:

.

THANKS! LOVE, All Rangers Fans





Overall, buckle up, it is going to be quite a series and this perfectly defines how we authors will be dealing with it: