Wednesday, May 22, 2013

Post Game Recap: Eastern Conference Semi Finals, Game 3

Siobhan wrote these today because Elissa couldn't come up with anything appropriate.


Dear Readers, This about sums up this series
love, Siobhan


Dear Teammates,
Love, Hank


Dear Torts, Here’s a god damn idea, put whoever looks better than a lifeless corpse on PP, including Hags, Love, NYR fans


Dear Teammates, You call that effort?
love Hank


Dear Brad,
Love, Anyone watching this hockey series


Dear Rangers Fans, .......
..

….


Love, The New York Rangers


Dear Brad,
Love, Rangers Fans



Dear Rangers’ Defense,
Love, Rangers Fans


Dear God, Please never let Hank think this of his Rangers career:
, Love NYR Fans


Dear Rangers, Much like this
, your effort last night… YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO PLAY LIKE YOU WANT TO WIN, love Torts


Dear Rangers, this should not resemble your game,
love Ranger Fans


Dear NBC Sports Announcers, Can we stop the “[insert player name here] is really hurt” all the livelong day only to see said player skating without an issue SECONDS later, thanks Hockey Fans


Dear Joe, Sam and John, COME BACK TO US! Love, Rangers Fans


Dear NBC Sports, I’m sorry could you


Dear Rangers, Our reaction to “and the Rangers are going on a Power Play”
love Fans


Dear Rangers, can every game not go like this,
love Concerned Fans


Dear Rangers, Your ability to get shots on net is like this
love Torts


Dear Rangers, This was not the game plan,
love Torts


Dear Rangers, Our reaction to you getting a PP,
love the Bruins and Hockey fans everywhere


Dear DZ, Brad, Derek, Brass, Ricky, Cally, Boyler, this shouldn’t be your reaction and play when we get a PP,
love Torts


Dear Rangers,
love Torts


Dear Teammates,
? love Hank


Dear Hank,
love Your Teammates


Teammates, my reaction your “will to win” and effort last night
, love Hank


Dear Fans and Rangers,
love Torts


Dear Pierre,
love Hockey fans


Dear Rangers trying to make those cute little cross ice passes,
, love Reality


Dear Brad,
love Jim Dolan’s checkbook


Dear Rangers, good teams adjust their play to poke holes in the opposing teams defense and will their way to win (see, Washington series), you have not changed anything
, love Fans

Dear Lucic,
 love Stralman & Rangers Fans


Dear Torts, its not working, you gotta mix things up somewhere. Love, Ranger Fans’ sanity




This about sums up the wholeshebang

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